Cotton Bureau Collaborations #001: DuckDuckGo

Last year our friends at DuckDuckGo approached us about teaming up to offer a line of t-shirts and other merch. Earlier this week the first round of items dropped including the Dark Mode tee featuring erstwhile DuckDuckGo mascot Dax in striking black-on-black.

To kick off our new partnership, we hallucinated an entire interview with Duck.ai which we are presenting below. Just kidding, we fired off a few questions via email to learn more about why they chose to work with Cotton Bureau and what might be next.


Hello! Thanks for taking a few minutes to chat about the recent DuckDuckGo / Cotton Bureau collaboration. As privacy-valuing users and paying subscribers to Duck.ai (thank you for adding device sync, btw), we’re big fans of what you all have been doing lately. Add to that our long-standing admiration for your principled approach to running a business, and we can honestly say it’s a privilege for us to finally be teaming up on this new line of shirts and other merch.

Would you mind telling us a little bit about this collaboration?

Thank you, that's very kind. At DuckDuckGo, our mission has always been to raise the standard of trust online, helping people protect their privacy across browsing, search, email, and AI. This collaboration is an extension of that mission into the physical world. We partnered with Cotton Bureau because you share our values: care, quality, and respect for the people who use their products.

Well, shucks, thank you. We couldn’t agree more, and it’s gratifying to see the effort we have put in over the last decade plus translate into opportunities like this.

So, why does a search engine / private browser / AI chat anonymizer want to sell t-shirts and other things? Surely you have your hands full already.

Millions of people have made the choice to use DuckDuckGo every day, and we wanted to give them a way to wear that choice proudly and with quality. It's a fun way to celebrate the people who have championed DuckDuckGo over the years. A shirt becomes an everyday signal that privacy matters and that there's a community of people who believe the same. We've always thought privacy is something worth wearing on your sleeve, so we figured we'd make that literal.

Well said. But, be honest, was this all Dax's idea? It’s at least a little bit loony.

As you can imagine, Dax is extremely private. So private, in fact, that not much is known about him. Even we struggle to keep up. But we've heard through the duckweb he's very excited about this collaboration. Let's just say he may or may not be the de facto creative director around here (among many other roles he prefers to keep under the radar).

Will there be more product collaborations in the future We understand Dax is notoriously private, but surely he can give us a hint or may be a portentous nod.

There is no need to be private about supporting privacy. We look forward to more collabs in the future!

In addition to maintaining a shadowy persona, we know Dax and the rest of the team are busy, so we’ll try to wrap this up quickly. DuckDuckGo is famous for protecting users’ privacy. Does donning the Dark Mode tee offer similar protection in real life? Would one be immune from, say, identity thieves and malicious snoopers with long-range microphones like they use in the movies to listen to your conversations?

You’ll have to download our app for that! Which you should absolutely do.

Done! While we’re a little bit disappointed the t-shirt doesn’t come with superpowers, we knew it was a long shot. We’ll let you go now so Dax can get back to his life of fighting crime optimizing search and keeping you safe online. Thank you so much for your time!

P.S. You can view the entire set of collaborations on DuckDuckGo, including the svelte all-black Atoms and the spy-grade DuckDuckGo Yubikey.

A beanie today keeps the chill away.

Whether you call it a beanie, a toque, a winter hat, or a tossle cap (the only right answer), you can now call it yours on Cotton Bureau.

Available in 18 delicious colors to keep your ears warm, our beanies are 100% hypoallergenic acrylic and constructed from an extra dense knit, ideal for embroidered applications. One size fits all, but expect it to feel snug if your head is on the larger side.

The full color lineup includes black, dark grey, heather grey, white, brown, neon / blaze orange, gold, neon / safety yellow, pink, maroon, red, purple, royal, navy, turquoise, safety / neon green, forest, and olive.

As with hats and shirts, please keep our embroidery guidelines in mind. Thread colors are limited to our standard palette. Max size is 3.75" wide by 2.25" tall. Stay away from small details that may be difficult to execute. If you have any questions, ask us. We’re happy to help.

Now it’s your turn. Can you crack our list of favorites?

Server upgrades.

In addition to launching on demand embroidered beanies, we found time here in early 2026 to make some much needed improvements to site performance. We migrated servers in January (did you notice?), leaving our long, long time host Linode for something with significantly higher performance per dollar. Linode was a fantastic partner for the entire life of Cotton Bureau and we can still recommend them for fantastic reliability and user experience, but times have changed and so have we. Our needs have increased over the years. To keep costs in check, we had to find something else.

If you’re curious, we ultimately decided to switch to Vultr after reviewing our options. (Link is an affiliate code since why not. Get $300 in server credits when you sign up.) We’ve been more than happy with the service. We doubled our CPU, increased storage by 350%, and added over 6X the RAM. So far, so good. Everything is faster for a very modest increase in our monthly server bill. 

Image Rendering

Beyond hardware improvements, we put most of our effort in February toward making smarter choices about how and when to render images. Since moving from pre-rendering to dynamic rendering in 2023, latency on our product and gallery pages due to slow image loading has been one of our biggest frustrations. Thankfully, with a combination of more sophisticated caching and de-duplication, our most frequently accessed products now load instantly in most cases.

More Updates

While we have a lengthy list of features and products we still intend to bring to Cotton Bureau, there is an equally long list of neglected parts of the site that desperately need our attention. To that end, a big focus for us in 2026 is building a smoother and more polished experience across the board. We’ve got bugs to squash and optimizations to make, and it’s already started. Bulk image downloading for created products is back. Pre-order campaign sales figures can now be optionally hidden. Shop navigation has been improved. Altogether, hundreds of small changes have been made to streamline operations and user experience.

The Future

We have one major quality of life feature in progress right now, though we’re not sure exactly when it will drop. Currently our best estimate is April. All I can say at the moment is that we may finally be able to resolve an issue going that goes all the way back to the beginning of Cotton Bureau on demand apparel, and we couldn’t be more excited.

Hand-Picked Links — February 2026

How long winter? We can only take so much.

Brand New Conference Identity

It was our pleasure to attend Brand New Conference last year in our home town. As usual, an outrageous level of attention to detail by Armin and Bryony, and the venue was spectacular.


Wes Cook and the McDonald’s Mural

The full story from Cabel on his remarkable XOXO talk in 2024 and a surprise reveal of his new website cataloging his collection, the Wes Cook Archive.


Eat Your Books

I’ll let you in on a little secret. All of the good recipes are in books. That’s a tad inconvenient when you need to find the best way to make pita at home or forgot to make a list of ingredients before heading to the store.

So, here’s a tiny, heartfelt recommendation for a useful website you’ve probably never heard of: Eat Your Books. Sign up for an account and enter your cookbooks to get an instant digital catalog of every recipe you own — with photos!

Don’t miss the iPhone app. It’s called CookShelf. Don’t ask me why.


Feck Perfuction

Cotton Bureau Shirt Club rolls on with James Victore’s frank advice. Limited edition black foil campaign ends tomorrow.


Thanks for reading! We hope you found it worth your while. Don’t forget to follow @cottonbureau.com on Bluesky and Instagram.

Cotton Bureau Shirt Club

We’re ringing in 2026 at Cotton Bureau with a new (old) idea: limited edition screen printed tees.

First up, an absolute classic from Tyler Anthony just in time for curling (ha) up on the couch to watch the winter games, it’s USA All the Way.

Support Cotton Bureau, Tyler, and America with this ultra soft shirt.

Our two color water-based print has a vintage look and incredibly smooth feel that will last generations.

Who knows, if there’s a miracle on ice for our country’s semiquincentennial birthday you’ll be thankful your new lucky tee is also your most durable.

Available today but not for long in lightweight tri-blend teesheavyweight 100% cotton teeslightweight long-sleeve tri-blend tees, and premium midweight pullover crewnecks.

These designs are pre-order only and guaranteed to be printed at the highest possible quality exclusively on our finest tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies.

If this isn’t the shirt for you, don’t worry. Every Thursday we’ll be releasing a new Cotton Bureau Shirt Club design, available for one week only. Sale ends Thursday, Feb. 5 at 8 PM ET.

Find your favorite style below and join the club. You’ll be glad you did.