Under Pressure.

Having owned a business now for more than 15 years, it occurs to me that what I subconsciously think it should feel like and what it in fact on a daily basis does feel like are quite opposite.

It seems like by now it ought to feel essential, a fundamental aspect of my identity, as comfortable as driving a car or breathing air. That’s three quarters of my adult life, for crying out loud. Yet it really does not. Instead it feels… uneasy? A never ending process of projecting and contingency planning and reacting to Yet Another Unexpected Crisis. More or less constant dread punctuated by moments of either crushing, existential fear or, all too rarely and far too briefly, real joy — which is, frankly, discombobulating.

If you’ve done this — or do this — yourself you know the feeling. If you haven’t, there’s a pretty good chance the reason you haven’t is because of horror stories exactly like this. Who would ever wish this upon anyone? I still vividly recall a local talk Jay and I gave during our first year together titled “Quit Your Job and Start a Business”. It didn’t take long before we realized how naive and dangerous that advice truly was.

So, why? Where does the motivation to endure the trials and tribulations of owning a business come from? I think — and, to be clear, this is just a working theory borne out of compulsive introspection — it’s a paradoxical combination of nothing ever being good enough and the idiotic belief that anything is possible. Let’s call it being critically optimistic, or, better, optimistically critical. Just because something is not great at the moment doesn’t mean a) we can’t identify the reasons for that and b) make it better.

For the inveterate optimizer, especially one who has the most intimate possible understanding of the machine, it’s impossible to resist the siren sound of turning knobs, flipping switches, and swapping out gizmos in the quest to get it Just Right. Is it hopeless? Only if you stop believing.

Standing in the Rio Grande in the Santa Elena Canyon. Mexico on the left, United States on the right.

A Year in Review

In a world where algorithms and artificial intelligence are inescapable, it’s healthy, maybe even critical, to celebrate not just the small wins but all of the accomplishments that required real work done by us fragile, disintegrating bags of blood and guts.

In that (rather disgusting) spirit, let’s take a quick run through our favorite moments of 2024.

On Demand Totes

About this time last year we dropped a new on demand product, totes. Available in natural and black, it was an easy decision for us to expand the catalog to include an oft-requested item.

While totes were relatively easy to implement, we also haven’t seen significant adoption or demand. Still, when you need a tote, we’re now happy to say, we can absolutely handle that for you.

New Creator Dashboard

In the before times, logging in to your Cotton Bureau account as a creator dropped you directly into a product gallery view. That’s not a particularly customizable or flexible area. In March we significantly improved that experience with new onboarding, better sales visibility, and space to share relevant product updates.

Better International Shipping

While Cotton Bureau is based in the US, we have proudly shipped to more than 150 countries around the world over the last 10 years. During that time, shipping providers have changed, production partners have changed, and even the laws have changed. We’re pleased to say that shipping internationally is better in 2025 than it has ever been before.

On Demand Drinkware

One project in particular in 2024 took up more time and required more effort than any other. We started investigating on demand drinkware options way, way back in early 2022. At that point, our only on demand product was apparel. Looking back now with five unique on demand categories available on the site and several more coming soon, it was certainly a simpler time.

The challenges of displaying a product that has significant depth (with designs potentially wrapping entirely around the body of the object) and challenging material properties (transparent glass or shiny metal), required us to dig deep into the world of 3D modeling. In the end, we’re pleased with the product we shipped and while the work was more than we bargained for, we expect it will continue to pay dividends in the future. In fact, we were able to quickly and easily add on demand mugs later in the year as a direct result of the pipeline that was established.

Speaking of mugs, we have been very pleased with their performance. As someone who is not much of a coffee drinker, especially hot coffee, I was personally more excited about the glasses and insulated bottles that we brought online first. The market has spoken, though, and you all like your mugs.

Refreshed Content Strategy

It’s borderline obnoxious to call “writing” anything fancier than puking words out on a screen, but, well, if the shoe fits. And every year, we take a hard look at the closet to see what we like and what has worn out its welcome.

Social Media

After a few years in the wilderness, we think we might just be able to see a path through the social media maze. Early Twitter was our vibe. Late Twitter was a drag. X is a cesspool. We’ve never been Facebook people (no explanation necessary). We don’t make videos (sorry TikTok and mid-life crisis Instagram). Mastodon didn’t quite catch on. Threads is… Stepford Wives Twitter? Finally Bluesky arrived like an oasis in the desert. Thus, if you like Cotton Bureau and want to follow, we recommend:

If you must, we’re also keeping an eye on:

Halfway through the year we introduced a new type of blog post and email: Hand-Picked Links. We published about two posts per month last year with 3–5 links in each post. Most had nothing to do with Cotton Bureau. We just thought the people, products, videos, stories, and projects were interesting. We hope you’ve enjoyed them because we plan to keep doing them in 2025. We love shining a little spotlight on what other people are busy building. Here’s the most recent edition if you’d like to sample the wares.

Feature Friday

Similar to Hand-Picked Links, we love to promote some of the many talented designers using Cotton Bureau. Last year marked the second year of interviews in the new series. We won’t play favorites, so check out the full list below:

Blog Back Catalog Restored

Finally, when you’ve got hundred of thousands of words written, it makes sense to preserve them. It’s all here now — the early blog, the tumbler, the Medium blog, the temporary Blank blog. We’re proud of what we’ve done over the years. There are plenty of mistakes mixed in, but c’est la vie.

Pre-Order Campaigns

With more than a million t-shirts, hoodies, patches, stickers, buttons, pins, posters, pillows, glasses, mugs, keychains, hats, phone cases, coins, totes, notebooks, towels, socks, wristbands, masks, magnets, and more shipped, everyone’s experience with Cotton Bureau is unique. But fundamentally, if you really boil it down, we help creators do one of three things: sell something on demand, sell something as a stock product, or run a pre-order campaign. Of those, the heart of Cotton Bureau from when we started in 2013 was the screen printed pre-order campaign. While it’s no longer the most popular way to buy and sell, we still hold it dear which is why we took time out of a busy schedule in 2024 to modernize and enhance that workflow to ensure it continues to be a part of the platform for the next decade just like it was the last.

If you love screen printing like we do, give the all-new pre-order campaign creator a try.

New Apparel Styles

In the final sprint to prep for holidays, we were able to completely revamp our fleece lineup and add the heavyweight 100% cotton Comfort Colors 1717 tee.

Despite happening later than we would have preferred, both have been tremendously popular additions. If you haven’t already, we strongly recommend giving them both a try. You might just find your new favorite t-shirt.

New People, Old Places

In the midst of the hurry and scurry, we also had the privilege of traveling to some of our favorite places to meet up with friends of Cotton Bureau.

In August we found ourselves back in Portland for the final XOXO which made it five in a row for me. The Andys do an incredible job every time pulling things together. It’s sad that it had to end, but at least it went out with a bang.

After that it was a quick trip to Austin to meet up with the smartest, hardest working, most creative small business owners on the Internet. It was super refreshing to hang out, talk shop, and crush the best Asian / BBQ in the world at Loro.

As a side quest we squished in a three day whirlwind tour of the Southwest United States with more than 24 hours of rental car driving. We were able to cross five more National Parks off our list including Saguaro, White Sands, Guadalupe Mountains, Carlsbad Caverns, and Big Bend. Whew. Apologies to the friends and colleagues we drove past without saying hello. The road waits for no man.

Finally, in October, we were excited to partner with Josh Horton on beautiful totes for everyone who attended Creative Works EAST in Brooklyn. It had been almost a decade since we last traveled to NYC. (You might also enjoy my food notes from all three trips on Mastodon.)

While three trips in three months was exhausting, it was so nice to catch up with several old friends and make even more new ones. Plus, we learned a very valuable lesson: not enough people know who we are! That’s something we’d really like to see change this year.

In the virtual world, it was fun for us to welcome a few new notable accounts including Advent of Code, Mike Duncan from my all-time favorite podcast Revolutions and The History of Rome, the very wholesome but sadly short-lived Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle, award-winning Apple software developer and video game publisher Panic, and Uni Watch legend Paul Lukas. (It’s a shame this is the first year I thought to commemorate these. For 2023 I would have absolutely mentioned working with internet legends Seth Godin and Jason Kottke and as highlights of the year.)

What’s Next

It has been our practice internally for the past several years to compile a big, sloppy list of stuff we would love to complete in the next 12 months. Unfortunately this list is easily five years worth of work. We then hack it down to a more manageable two years of material knowing full well by the time 2025 is in the rearview mirror we’ll be lucky to have crossed off even ¼ of that shorter, allegedly more manageable catalog — which makes it almost impossible to provide anything approaching guidance on what you can look forward to seeing on the site in the near future.

That said, some projects are far enough along that it would be surprising if they didn’t happen. Foremost among them, on demand stickers. We had hoped to be able to make these available late in 2024. Printing and shipping stickers as needed rather than ordering hundreds or thousands in advance would be a significant quality of life improvement for many creators on Cotton Bureau. We have our fingers-crossed we’ll be able to share more on that front before long.

Several other new on demand categories are still in the research phase. If there’s something in particular you’d like to see, let us know. The more information we have the more we can prioritize the most impactful features.

Lastly, we have two major undertakings I’m nervous to even hint that we are contemplating. They are, if we’re honest, somewhat orthogonal to the way Cotton Bureau has always worked which is quite disconcerting for us. Still, we think you will like them, and they are very near the top of the list of projects for this year. We hope they come off and look forward to sharing more 😉.

Auf wiedersehen, then, to 2024. May the music be better in 2025.

Feature Friday #022 — Ben Beaudoin

Welcome back to Feature Friday! Let's all give a warm welcome to Ben Beaudoin. Ben has been a friend of Cotton Bureau for a few years now and we couldn't be happier to have him. Read on to hear what happens behind the scenes at some of your favorite brands, fun New Mexico recs, and a bit of folklore that may keep you up at night. 

Hey Ben! Thanks for letting me pick your brain for a bit. Let's jump right in. I was just looking through your portfolio and spotted some huge names in there. What's it like working for brands like Helly Hansen, Eddie Bauer, Puma, etc.? Is there anyone you've been particularly impressed with?

It's really fun to work on some of these brands that have a strong brand identity. The creative process is more collaborative than working on stuff for myself. I love getting new concept boards and seeing what they're looking for. It's like a first date where it's all fresh and new. At times, they might ask for something unexpected that's also pretty challenging to execute. I've learned to like this as my confidence grew, because it pushes you beyond your comfort zone and makes you grow as a designer. A lot of these bigger brands have been leaning toward more illustration based graphics these days, and that allows for much more creativity than the more text based graphics. It's interesting to see how these bigger names respond to a quick moving, trend based market place. Often they are designing a year ahead of when the product hits the market. So you see how a hot new viral trend ends up in the more mainstream market a year or two down the line.

I do have to have to say, I have been really impressed by Eddie Bauer. They are able to maintain the heritage of the brand while incorporating new trends. They always have a very clear vision of what they want. I have worked for them several seasons at this point, and it's always been fun stuff to work on. There's usually pretty minimal back and forth in regards to changes. That speaks volumes as to having a vision, and being able to communicate that to us designers.

The other brand that has made the biggest impression on me was 77 kids, which was a side project brand of America Eagle. It only lasted from 2009-2011, but I got to be very artsy and creative working for them. The Art director, Keith Fiori was way ahead of his time as far as graphics for a mainstream kids brand. He would combine the themes of surf, skate, and music culture with kids motifs like monsters, sports, and animals before other people were doing it much. He wanted us to come up with Layouts of the text and illustrations that were unexpected. Also, the director really wanted to push the limits of translating hand drawn and painted graphics into silkscreen graphics. All the way down to how we would set up the screen separations. It blew my mind at the time. It's hard to describe how different this brand was from anything out there at the time. You can still see some of the 77kids stuff on sites like Poshmark and Mercari. It's worth a peek because I think there's a correlation between Cotton Bureau and 77kids. A mix of attitude, fun, and emphasis on hight quality.

I'd say those two brands are some highlights. But one other honorable mention brand I work with now is J Crew Kids for their factory outlet product. I like how they try to be unique with their concepts and aesthetic.

I guess I'll end this answer by saying I feel fortunate to be able to work with some of these brands over the years. It's been a cool experience.

Wow that's pretty neat to think about. It's wild too how as a consumer I feel like these brands know what I want better than I do. I'm sure that's in large part due to them hiring the right designers to bring their visions to life (and a great marketing team). 

Is it difficult working with brands that have specific visions and guidelines? I'm very much the type of person that appreciates clear directions but I wonder as an artist if it's more difficult to be kind of restricted as to what you can create.


Yeah, It's interesting to see the 'behind the scenes' process behind what these big brands release to market. In a way, they do seem to be trying to put their finger on the pulse of the collective unconscious. You have input from the design directors, the clothing designers, the marketing team with the numbers side of it, and last but not least, us designers that make the final art. The concepts and looks are super refined by having a lot of eyes on it, but definitely, having the right designers can make a difference whether a design will do well in the end. I think a good designer will try to understand a brands vision and how to make it stand out into the marketplace. For me, I started to understand this bigger picture only after a number of years working in this industry. I can remember when it clicked. It was the first time my design director asked me to sit down with her and go through a spreadsheet with the sales numbers for all of the tees that we made that season. I could see what the customers actually wanted. What the big sellers were. I could match that feedback back to the brands vision, as well as my own ideas I brought to the table. That was a great teaching moment to get a peek into the marketing side of things.

As a young designer i did find it more difficult to work with a brands guidelines. I thought part of my job was to try to push a brand to be 'cooler' than they were. I guess if you're young you naturally want to push the boundaries, but to be honest, I was probably just being a pain in the ass...ha ha! As I grew as a designer, I came to embrace the basic idea that a big part of my job is to understand the vision of the client. And then clearly communicating that vision of the brand to the customers. So nowadays, the more specific the vision and the guidelines, the easier they're making my job. When I'm designing, I can get kind of OCD at times. I feel like there are so many micro decisions to make with layout, type, color, art style, etc. I do like developing concepts for designs too, and I do that when it's needed. But I'm not attached to only designing for my own ideas. In the end I want to create as good of a design as I can. So the guidelines just help me with that. If I do have a design idea I want to create for myself, I have to say It's been awesome to have Cotton Bureau as an outlet for that.

I love hearing about how much consideration goes into launching new products. Even before you're involved I'm sure there are so many decisions made about materials, sizing, cuts, etc. I'm curious what the average time frame is to create one new product start to finish for a brand like Helly Hansen. 

What else have you been up to? Any hobbies, trips, pets?


To be honest, I feel like such small part of the overall process. There are so many steps and people involved. There's very few steps that the graphic designer is actually involved in along the way for each product when it comes to these bigger brands. Before we even get a brief a lot of the decisions have already been made. For example, there's always a color palette that comes with a brief. And those are usually related to fabric colors. Interestingly, it's kind of like on Cotton bureau where you know ahead of time what body colors you have to work with. Timeframe for developing a product is usually a 2-3 month development time in total. And like most markets it's seasonal, so they're trying to get the product done way ahead of time so they can have time to market it at scale. Right now I am working on some stuff for Spring 26, which is the long end of the curve from development until the time it hits a store. A year used to be standard. But some companies are more streamlined these days. And I see some companies developing stuff that will be in stores in 6-9 months from the time a graphic gets approved. Especially less expensive items like t-shirts where they want to drip feed new product to keep up with current trends and keep stores looking fresh. That's pretty fast considering so much of our clothing is produced half way around the world in Asia these days.

What have I been up to? I had to laugh because my interests are such a hodgepodge of different things. Being creative is one of my hobbies still, even though it's what I do for work. I was able to do a silk screen print for an art project a couple months ago and that was super fun. Also, I try to get away from the desk and do a nice long hike at least once a week. I live near Mt. Monadnock in N.H. and it's my favorite area to explore trail wise these days. One of the t-shirts on my list for Cotton Bureau has been to do a Mt. Monadnock graphic. It's such an awesome place to hike that it at least deserves a t-shirt! Sports-wise, I love watching golf with my dad in the summer months. And also I'm really into following the parkour scene and seeing how hard they're pushing the limits of the sport. Some of what they're doing almost looks like action movie stunts. Before landing in New Hampshire I traveled all around the US, The UK, and Ecuador. One place in the US I love is New Mexico, and I'm planning on a trip back to Santa Fe this winter/spring. It's almost like a different country compared to the East Coast. I love the Native American art from that area too. I've started buying some of the woven blankets from that area. I don't know if it's a hobby, or just something necessary to save my body from all the time at the desk, and that's yoga. Good for the mind too. Like a weekly reset button. I used to have a dog but I don't now. I still love dogs and I will binge on YouTube shorts with dogs as a guilty pleasure from time to time. Can that can be considered a hobby, ha ha!

Oh my gosh! That's quite a list you got there. Sounds like hobbies are your hobby. Let's start with New Mexico. I've never been to Santa Fe (or anywhere in NM) but some of the Cotton Bureau team took a trip out there not long ago and loved it. Taos is on my list of ski resorts to visit as well so maybe I'll run into you this winter! Have you done much hiking in New Mexico? I'm curious, in your opinion what are the best things to do in New Mexico?

Ha ha! I think you have a great idea for a t-shirt there! 'Hobbies are my Hobby' would be great text for a humor graphic. I guess I'm compelled to always keep moving and feeling like I'm doing something. I was way more restless when I was younger, so I traveled a lot. Nowadays I'm more settled, and have more structure in my life. So all that energy mostly gets channeled into either being productive or having new experiences locally. I heard someone talking today about having a growth mindset. I was like, yeah, I can relate to that. It feels good to be actively engaging with life and have fun while challenging yourself. So whether it's work or a hobby, it all contributes to growth in some way.

Cool to hear that some you guys on the Cotton Bureau team have been to New Mexico. Yes! Definitely go to Taos! Cool to hear that's on your list too. The mountains are really beautiful up around Taos. A trip to the ski resort when there's snow on the mountains there would be so amazing. The town of Taos itself is really cool too. Fun and Funky mixed with traditional pueblo style is how i'd describe it. I did some great hikes in New Mexico. The place to hike I remember liking the most was Tent Rocks National Monument trail. It's only a couple of miles or so, but the view at the highest point let's you view the whole valley south of Santa Fe. For best things to do...I highly recommend Bandelier National Monument. There's a short trail there that goes through a canyon where there are lots of really old cave dwellings and Petroglyphs. They have ladders you can climb to go up into some of them. It's got to be one of the more unique National Parks you could go to. Art-wise, I'd say either visiting Canyon Road, which is the Art Gallery district in Santa Fe, or visiting the Georgia O'Keeffe Museum that's way out in the desert. Also, in Taos are the Ojo Caliente Hot Springs. I was there with some friends at night in winter while it was snowing which made it super memorable. And last but not least, eating. You will not be disappointed by the Mexican Food of New Mexico. I really miss the mole sauce from there! There's way more to explore in New Mexico than this, but these are some of the most memorable things I did in my time there. It's such a big state!
 

Hahah I love 'Hobbies are my Hobby' for a t-shirt design. I'm looking forward to seeing the Mt. Monadnock tee as well. 

I just checked out Tent Rocks and it looks amazing. It reminds me of a less orange Bryce National Park with all the hoodoos. Bryce is one of the most unique National Parks I've been to so I think I'd really love Tent Rocks and the surrounding area. I was already pretty sold on Taos Ski Valley but with these new recs. I'm even more excited. 

So let me ask you about Hot Springs. I noticed your Alaska design, have you been there as well? I'm curious how Ojo Caliente Hot Springs is compared to Chena Hot Springs in Fairbanks (if you've been).

Bryce National Park

When it comes to t-shirt designs, I have this constant feeling of too many ideas, and not enough time. But that's a good problem though and I'm sure one most of us creatives have.The Monadnock tee has been at the top of the list for a while now! And now that I've put it out there, I have to do it!

I totally agree. The Tent Rocks rock formations do look a lot like the hoodoos in Bryce National park. I haven't been there but it looks amazing! This is second-hand information, but a local told me the local tribe in the area call the tall rock formations in Tent Rocks 'The Abuelas', or the Grandmothers in English. They said The Abuelas and other rock formations like cliffs were beings that watched over and protected the area. I really liked that idea. It really adds another dimension to exploring the southwestern landscape. When I looked up the hoodoos in Bryce, they reminded me of the statues on Easter Island! Like these giant rock people frozen in time. I wonder if they have similar stories from the people native to that area.

I haven't been to Alaska, but definitely on the list of my places to visit! I can see how the idea of it being the last frontier appeals to so many people. It's still such a wild place, even with the cities like Fairbanks and Anchorage having been developed. I love the wild and free spirt of the people that venture to live there. I've gotten hooked on some YouTube channels about living and traveling in Alaska. One called 'Simple Living Alaska' has a lot of great footage of living and exploring the state. Another called 'Truck House Life' is a pretty fun one to check out too. There's no shortage of Alaska content these days...I wonder if it's an antidote for the busy lifestyles that we have in most of the lower 48. That's a good question about the comparison of Chena Hot Springs to Ojo Caliente. I can only speculate since I haven't been, but I imagine that kicking back in a hot spring when the Northern lights are on full display must be pretty cool! So I guess that's one thing that would differentiate Chena from Ojo Caliente. Throw in seeing a grizzly on the same trip and you'd have the makings of a peak experience in Alaska!

If you get the chance you have to visit Alaska, it's incredible. I've spent a fair amount of time checking out National Parks and Kenai Fjords is a clear front runner in my mind. The shows you mentioned sound fun, I'll have to see if I can find the them. I'm also a big fan of Outlast on Netflix. It's kind of like Alone meets Survivor. You get the Alaska scenery and challenges but some of the Survivor drama, the best of both worlds. 

The story you mentioned about The Abuelas had me intrigued so I did a little searching and found a story about Bryce's Hoodoos. According to 
NPS.gov, Paiute Indians claim the hoodoos are ancient "Legend People" who were turned to stone as punishment for bad deeds. I kind of like the idea of cute little grannies keeping an eye out over bad guys but both are cool stories. 

Anyways, it was great chatting with you, Ben! Can't wait to see what designs you come up with next. Keep in touch!


The Kenai Fjords looks like it would be an amazing place to visit! Sounds like you really explored some cool stuff in Alaska. Doing a quick search looks like there's a big glacier there? Wow. There are so many things about Alaska that can make you feel small...Glaciers, Grizzlies, Epic Mountains! And I'll have to check out 'Outlast' on Netflix. Thanks for the suggestion. That show sounds like it's going to be super entertaining.

That's so cool what you found out about the Paiute story about the Bryce Hoodoos! I love that they call them ancient "Legend People". I can imagine them telling kids that if they are bad they will be turned into a 'Legend Person'. ha ha! But yeah. Jokes aside, the commonality of the stories seem to suggest a shared relationship with the land. One that is super connected to the world around them. It's pretty cool.

Yes, great to chat with you too! And thanks for letting me share some of my creative background and other interests! It was fun to go back and forth on these topics. I'll definitely be in touch! I look forward to adding some new stuff to Cotton Bureau this year. And I hope Cotton Bureau has another successful year of expanding on what you all have been doing too!

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P.S. Use code featurefriday20 for 20% off all Ben's products now through 2/6!

Hand-Picked Links — January 24, 2025

Welcome to this week’s somewhat more sober than usual hand-picked links. Let’s take a quick look at the status of the fires on the West Coast before moving on to lighter fare.


Los Angeles Fires

Multiple fires continue to burn in Los Angeles and the surrounding areas. Many in the Cotton Bureau community have been affected including our friends Hrishikesh Hirway and Joshua Malina from The West Wing Weekly and Ben Golliver from the Greatest of All Talk podcast. Both shows have announced products to raise money for disaster relief in their city.

The West Wing Weekly

The brand new “Untied Sates of America” windbreaker and tee celebrates the cast of The West Wing sharing a moment in front of the unfortunately decorated Marine One helicopter.

The limited edition jacket is available in a formidable black on black, while the shirt is available in any color you want (as long as that color is black). Sales of all Untied States of America items include a donation from TWWW to the American Red Cross as well as an additional $2 per sale directly from Cotton Bureau.

Greatest of All Talk

Andrew Sharp and Ben Golliver have a reminder for you. It’s cool to care. And they’re inviting you to be a part of the team. All Greatest of All Talk proceeds from this tee will go toward relief efforts for the Palisades, Eaton and other Los Angeles-area wildfires. Cotton Bureau will be adding to those contributions with an extra $2 per item for any “It’s Cool to Care” shirt purchased in January.


Stimulation Clicker

The perfect end-of-the-week distraction, try Neal Agarwal’s latest internet project, Stimulation Clicker. Part satire, part actually a lot of fun clicker, Neal’s game is short enough to beat quickly (maybe an hour total?) and deep enough that you might just have to go back and play again to make sure you get all 35 achievements (✋ guilty).

P.S. I checked in with Neal last week, and 100% of the game is human-made. The podcast script, the voice actors, the [redacted] YouTube videos… all real.


Christian Selig’s Custom Keyboard

Prefer to watch a relaxing video instead? Check out this nifty custom keyboard, made from scratch by friend of Cotton Bureau Christian Selig.

You might know Christian from his work on the beloved Reddit client Apollo (murdered by the jerks at Reddit), the YouTube app Juno for Apple Vision Pro (murdered by the jerks at YouTube), or his current project Pixel Pals (still alive and well, thankfully).


Brand New Conference Identity 2024

We’re suckers for good branding here, particularly branding that is not just well-designed and well-executed but, more importantly, well-conceived. The Brand New conference design for 2024 checks all of those boxes. Plus, it gets the traditionally exhaustive Brand New breakdown.

Check out the incredible, outrageous amount of working that went into this year’s conference. Full marks for Armin and Bryony. Tremendous.


TimeCapsule

ElevationLab, maker of many thoughtful products to improve your life, recently released a smart solution to a problem many of us have: replacing AirTag batteries far too often, or, worse, not realizing the battery is dead until you really need to find the thing it was supposed to be tracking.

The TimeCapsule is a rugged, extremely long-lasting superstructure that can power your AirTags for (at least) 10 years on a single charge. Only $40 for a four pack. Not bad for peace of mind.


Thanks for reading, as usual. We hope you found it worth your while. Don’t forget to follow @cottonbureau.com on Bluesky to avoid 50 years of bad luck.

Hand-Picked Links — January 10, 2025

Welcome back, friends. We’re talking beautiful jigsaw puzzles, delicious candy, fun videos for the whole family, coding challenges, and a quick Wordle-style geography game. Enjoy.


Parkside Puzzles

It was a sad (and confusing) day in 2023 when Four Point Puzzles announced they were going out of business. The design, packaging, and product were all fantastic. Our family loved building the Moon and the Earth. We bought a few more (including the entire set of The Planets) on clearance and didn’t think much more about it until late in 2024 when we were treated to a wonderful surprise as Four Point Puzzles rose from the dead, reincarnated as Parkside Puzzles.

Lindsay was kind enough to share the full behind-the-scenes story on the new site. If you’ve ever sold (or even purchased) anything online, you’ll probably be able to guess what happened. The popularity and success of Four Point led to an avalanche of ripoffs, and not just the designs — entire fake storefronts were created to trick people into believing they were purchasing from the her directly.

Thankfully after some much needed time off, Parkside née Four Point Puzzles is back and better than ever. Highly recommended for the puzzle enthusiast in your life.


Nerds Are Back

To be fair, Nerds (the candy) never went away. As a sour candy aficionado, I have many fond memories of tiny boxes of Nerds growing up and my personal favorite Dairy Queen blizzard of all-time, the Nerds Blizzard. Even after they stopped advertising it, you could still get it off-menu if you asked.

When Nerds Rope was introduced, it was a revelation. A nearly perfect combination of crunchy and chewy, plus the classic, mildly sour Nerds flavor. According to this New York Times article, the true breakthrough was Nerds Gummy Clusters. Revenue has skyrocketed as a result of this sublime confectionary combination. Good for them, I say. A well-deserved revenge of the Nerds.

Bonus pro tip: any hard, sour candy goes great with vanilla ice cream. Try the new freeze-dried Skittles.


The Kid Should See This

Surely you are already well-acquainted with the incredible resource for edutaining, beloved-by-people-of-all-ages videos, The Kid Should See This?

If not, there’s no better way to start than Rion’s list of the Top 10 Videos in 2024.

Check out this year’s number one video, -37F Winter in Yellowstone National Park by Drew Simms.


Advent of Code 2024

Is Advent over? Yes. Can you still complete the 2024 Advent of Code? Also yes. Go forth* and join the elite few who have conquered all 25 challenges. Once you’re done, celebrate with 10th anniversary Advent of Code merch on Cotton Bureau.

* That’s a programming language joke.


Travle

A daily puzzle for geography enthusiasts. Get from country to country via the shortest route. Much fun, minimal time investment. The ideal game.


That’s it for this week. Don’t forget to follow @cottonbureau.com on Bluesky for a good time.

The Official 2024 Cotton Bureau Gift Guide

Welcome to the 2024 Cotton Bureau Holiday Gift Guide!

We’d like to do something a little bit different this year. We’re publishing earlier, for one thing, but we’re also highlighting a few of our friends who run impressive small businesses and make some amazing products.

We hope you enjoy these incredible products. They’re all great gifts for friends and family, but, you know, sometimes it doesn’t hurt to drop a hint either…


Mark Two Pen by Studio Neat

My personal favorite Studio Neat product, the Mark Two pen in blue. Feel the weight of that thing. Special deal for Cotton Bureau email readers, get 30% off orders over $200 using code SECRET24.


Discbound Heirloom Journal by Ugmonk

Pairs perfectly with the Ugmonk Discbound Heirloom Journal in navy. Use code BLACKFRIDAY to get up to 20% off.


Pen Type-A by CW&T

One of the most incredible products I have ever held. The Pen Type-A from CW&T is perfectly engineered. The pen itself gently slides down the barrel until clicking into place with a very satisfying thunk. I like the black one, personally. (All orders over $100 are 15% off this weekend.)


Traveler by Freewrite

If writing makes your hand cramp and you never seem to look back on what you have written and when you do you can’t really make out what it was that you wrote, well, you should try typing instead. The Traveler from Freewrite is a super lightweight, distraction-free tool to just get those words out. You can edit them later, trust me. Get 10% off this weekend using code DECADEDEALS.


Micro Tyvek Wallet by Slimfold

Find the perfect slim wallet (you are using a slim wallet, right?) is easier said than done. If you’re still searching, try this ultra-slim option from our friend Dave at SlimFold. We like the money green one. Because it looks like money. That’s what we all used to carry around in our wallets before we needed to take out a loan to buy a cheeseburger. Use code COLLECTIVE to get 20% off sitewide this weekend.


Ferris Bundle by Distil

Perhaps you are an organizer, a systematizer. You like what you like and you like it all the same, exactly where you left it. Can I introduce you to the Ferris Bundle? Keys, wallet, and more snapping into place when you walk in the door. Very satisfying. Use code COLLECTIVE to get 30% off orders over $65 this weekend.


Tea & Coffee Press by Manual

It’s past time to slow down, but it’s not too late. Start with the Tea & Coffee Press from Manual’s Slow System. Everything’s on sale, no code needed.


Goldie by Sourhouse

Speaking of slow, there’s nothing slower than growing your own sourdough. There’s also nothing that goes better with tea than toast and jam. (This is a fact. Don’t argue.) The Goldie by Sourhouse makes it easy, and beautiful. Get free shipping on orders $99+ using code FREESHIPNOV24. Ends soon.


Jose Berrio Peaks Towel by Nomadix

A good towel is all the well-traveled man or woman needs. Our friends at Nomadix have so many though, would it really hurt to have more than one? Maybe a big one and a small one. And a bandana. With everything 25% off (no code needed) there’s no reason to skimp.


My Favorite T-Shirt by Cotton Bureau

Perhaps not entirely coincidentally, Cotton Bureau is also a small business. To celebrate Small Business Saturday, we’re running an unprecedented free shipping + 10% sale using code COLLECTIVE at checkout. If you read this far, congratulations. You won. Go find yourself something nice