Mystery Tees

Under most circumstances, we order our shirts in exact quantities. But from time to time, for reasons that are boring and not worth discussing, we tack a few extras onto a print run. That means that over the past year, we've accumulated a lot of extra tees here at Cotton Bureau headquarters. Not misprints, or shirts with stains, or shirts with holes...we’re talking first-rate, pristine Cotton Bureau originals. It's time for us to get rid of them, so we're introducing the first-ever Cotton Bureau Mystery Tee Sale. Here's how it works: you give us $10 (plus shipping) and tell us your size, and we’ll ship you a random shirt of our choosing. And if you order more than one, we'll do our very best to mix up the batch so you don't get stuck with the same shirt twice. So c’mon, spin the wheel of mystery. What’s the worst that can happen? You get a cheap—like, below cost—Cotton Bureau shirt in absolutely perfect condition. Not a bad deal.

THE FINE PRINT: Mystery Tees are non-returnable and non-refundable (unless it gets like, lost in the mail or something. We're not heartless). Otherwise, you buy it, it's yours.